What is the craziest thing you have said in a classroom? Mine is definitely GET OUT OF THAT DISPLAY CASE! I mean, really. My next comment was something along the lines of I CAN’T BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT! They definitely did not warn me about this in teacher school. You may be asking yourself how is it that this well-educated, savvy woman didn’t notice someone CLIMBING INTO THE DISPLAY CASE! Oh…let me warn you….I use CAPITAL LETTERS…..and…….lots of periods…a lot. I’m sure it can be annoying, but it’s how I talk as well. At any rate, I think I was tag-teamed. Or had a secret entrepreneur as a student who saw an opportunity to start a new career as a display-case-enterer. And, in my self-defense, the door to enter (climb) into this display case was next to this enterprising student’s seat. I made sure that the school put a lock on it after this.
I guess the point I’m trying to make is that we have all said bizarre things we would never have dreamt of saying at the beginning of our careers. I love my job and burst out laughing as soon as I yelled out that I couldn’t believe that sentence came out of my mouth. So what is the craziest thing you have said?
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Put your pants back on! To young man during AP Calculus class.
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I’m not sure that I want to know what prompted THAT comment. And only respond if it was at least somewhat appropriate!
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Telling a boy to stop looking at his earrings in the mirror and pay attention.
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Perfect…
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Something similar to yours … get out of the fume hood!
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How in the world did that come about? I don’t even know what a fume hood is.
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It’s the ventilation system in science lab rooms for chemicals that might give off toxic fumes.
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Oh man…the kid didn’t get stuck, I hope!
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