It’s about the bra….

To be comfortable, feel comforted, to relax…’s not about friends, family or faith. It’s about the bra. There is no woman over the age of 12 who doubts this. It’s about the bra.

I even think of it during the workday. Actually I think about it in stores, driving and walking. Once in a while I think about it when a man looks at me. But then I’m usually reminded that it hurts and that I’m uncomfortable. Not the attention nor the exercise. The bra.

And it has nothing to do with the amount of money spent on this torturous device. It has nothing to do with my self-esteem or body image. It’s about the bra.

My fantasy? That men would have to wear something similar, perhaps on a different body part.

My favorite moment of the day? When I come home from work and can change into pajamas. Why? It’s about the bra.

About Barb Knowles

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14 Responses to It’s about the bra….

  1. So true! Weekend also can be a braless wonderland in the winter thanks to hoodies and winter jackets. Was I wearing a bra when I ran to target and shopko today? Nope! Could anyone tell? Of course not 🙂


  2. floridaborne says:

    Exactly what I do. The bra is the 2nd thing. to go (right after the blouse) It doesn’t seem to matter if you wear a bra or not, gravity still wins out in the end. “-)

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  3. I’m sorry you have to be encumbered by such a cruel and unnatural harness. I’ve never been able to wear jockstraps myself (although I probably should wear a bra–or “bro,” to quote “Seinfeld”). Like you, I’m most comfortable in loose-fitting clothes. If I had my way, I’d wear pajamas all day. In fact, sometimes I do, as long as I don’t have to go anywhere. Great post!


  4. I just want one that helps with the pull of gravity!

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