Since Christmas, I’ve been worried about our taxes. Like Worried with a capital W. Like night terrors scared. Which is ridiculously crazy because our taxes are always right. We have an accountant. My husband obsessively saves receipts. He keeps a box where we drop in any and all tax info/receipts/forms.
I wake up in the middle of the night with my stomach in knots. Did I lose my W2? What about my union dues receipt? Any 1099s floating about?
What if we click the wrong button when we file electronically? What if we forget to put a stamp on the envelope if we file via mail? What if I actually send the taxes to my uncle instead of to Uncle Sam? What if what if what if?
Instantly Really Scared
Absolutely Phobic Really I Like the 15th…
Because then it’s over for another year.