The Dreaded 6 Letter Word

For anyone living in the Northeast of the USA, or maybe anywhere in the world, the dreaded 6 letter word right now is POLLEN.

pollenCause:  Pollen    Effect:  Loss of eyelashes

Cause:  Pollen    Effect:  Gouging out one’s eyes

Cause:  Pollen    Effect:  Sneezing frenzy

Cause:  Pollen    Effect:  Saying “ah Ah AH”  but not “choo”

Cause:  Pollen    Effect:  Then saying “CHOO

Cause:  Pollen    Effect:  Runny nose

Cause:  Pollen    Effect:  Students making fun of one

Cause:  Pollen    Effect:  Diminished sense of humor

 

About Barb Knowles

The things that are important to me are family, friends, teaching, writing, languages and using my sense of humor to navigate this crazy world. Please join me on this blogging adventure...
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11 Responses to The Dreaded 6 Letter Word

  1. mitchteemley says:

    I got off scot free until I turned 20, then hay fever suddenly appeared. That was a long time ago. I’m ready for it to suddenly disappear.

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  2. Paul says:

    In Canada we spell it Paulen

    Liked by 2 people

  3. So I’m confused. Are you saying you don’t like paulen?

    Liked by 1 person

  4. George says:

    Never bothered me until I was around fifty. Today has not been a good day.

    Liked by 1 person

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