This is a good news/bad news post.
Good News: My car hasn’t been hit in at least two weeks.
grasshopper on windshield
Bad News: Now it’s being eaten.
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Haha! If he invites any friends and they bring ketchup, then you’re in trouble. One grasshopper is manageable, for now.
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I was trying to come up with the grasshopper line from The Karate Kid but couldn’t remember it and was to lazy to look it up.
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It’s okay, I wouldn’t have got the reference anyway lol
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yes and especially for you because it’s from a movie my kids all watched so I’m sure you did too. The Karate Kid. I’m sure I’m right. But since you didn’t get the reference and I couldn’t quote the grasshopper line correctly, that has made this reply much, much longer than my post lol.
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maybe you should spray the car with soap. Grasshoppers hate the taste of soap.
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haha good idea!
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And how do you know that?
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I’ve talked to a lot of grasshoppers. 😉
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I like that!
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You are so funny! Hopefully that little guy doesn’t have too big of an appetite.
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